1993

smallpox:

instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant

(via the-daily-laugh)

foxnewsofficial:

i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas

(via laughing-llama)

partyintheussr:

remember that bitch mirage from the incredibles

you know her face says pussy game hard

(via laughing-llama)

cokeflow:

I don’t question peoples’ sexuality because 1, it doesn’t matter, and 2, I’m only attracted to money, which brings me back to 1.

(via official-tobeymaguire-deactivat)

ricksanscrotum:

every year i think ive changed for the better but honestly its just a different type of weird and annoying

(via funnun)